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Music In The Country


Is this the entertainment system you had in your car?

So much of what we take for granted today was not even around in 1958. Such simple things as listening to music in the car while driving was not always possible. Car and Driver Magazine did an article a few years back on the history of the car radio and it can be seen at:

http://www.caranddriver.com/features/the-history-of-car-radios

How you listened to music, news, or old time radio shows depended on geogra-phy. If you lived in Atlanta, Macon, Columbus or even Fort Valley, there was at least one radio station that you could listen to in your car and some you could lis-ten to at night. As far as music, that was the only way to do it for the most of us unless you carried around a Martin guitar. But, if you lived in Roberta, Reynolds, Butler, Musella, Moran, or Sandy Point, that was another story. All you might hear there was static!

Car and Driver points out that the first car radio was developed in 1930 and the name Motorola was born. Car radios were an option and they were AM only in most cars because there were few FM stations around. No one had ever heard of satellite radio, blue tooth, or a tape player, disc player, or MP3

Car radios gave you a “buzz” when you turned them on in the old days because they all had a “vibrator” to make them functional. It made a humming or buzzing sound and most car owners learned how to replace them as they burned out fre-quently.

If you were lucky enough to live in a town of any size, they probably had one or more low power, 1000 watt AM radio stations that could be heard locally but their range was low, especially at night. A lot of stations were daylight only stations.

Most stations that could be heard during the day had to reduce their power at night to prevent interfering with stations on the same frequency in other areas due to “bounce” or “skip”. Many stations used the same frequency across the country and conflict was managed by controlling the power and using directional antennas and, in some cases, having stations go silent after dark.

WMAZ in Macon was 940 on the dial and was 50,000 watts during the day. It could be heard over a wide area during the daylight but at night, the 5 antennas were phased and the power was reduced to 5,000 watts and you could barely hear it in Lizella. None of the several other stations could be heard outside of town. WBML, WNEX, and WIBB come to mind. No one listened to FM radio in those days as most people did not have one. Sandy Point did not have a radio sta-tion: imagine that!

So if you were out in Sandy Point, and you wanted to hear Ferlin Husky, Kitty Wells, Jimmy Reed or Muddy Waters, what did you do? Was there any hope?

Well, you started spinning the dial over at the far end around 550 Kilocycles( now referred to as Kilohertz in honor of Mr. Hertz ) and you might find WLAC in Nash-ville, Tenn. coming in that night. It would be a “Jumping John R” night with rhythm and blues and you would hear songs like “Big Boss Man”. John R was a white guy that had learned the language of the black community and was the forerunner of such radio personalities across the country as “Wolfman Jack”.

There is a great tribute to John R. on you tube and if you have never heard it, I
invite you to listen to the real John R at:

Put your cursor on the link, hold own CTRL button and click. If you are under 50, you’ve never heard anything like it!

Coming on across the dial was 650, WSM, clear channel radio in Nashville. Now there you would find your “hillbilly”, now called country music: Eddie Arnold and Hank Snow, Hank Williams and Ernest Tubb. And, the Grand Ole Opry which is the longest running radio show ever.

There were a number of possibilities, depending on weather, etc. There was WWL in New Orleans which catered to truck drivers. WGN and WLS in Chicago, WOWO in Indiana, WCKY in Cincinnati just in case you wanted to hear country music and order some Rhode Island Red chickens! WLW was there too. But you could not hear the Macon stations 25 miles away.

There was WHO in Des Moines and WBT in Charlotte. These big 50,000 watt sta-tions, and others spread across the country, were the nighttime source of music and news for the rural areas. And, on a given night, you listened to what you could pick up.

Then there was XERF in Del Rio, Texas that had its 100,000 watt transmitter sitting in Mexico and it blanked the Southwest and could be heard frequently at night in Georgia. It was finally forced to reduce power by international agreement.

For farm news, it was WSB 750 in Atlanta every day at noon. Prices on beef cattle, hogs, chickens and eggs. Corn, wheat, and cotton. Soybeans were just coming into favor as an alternative crop. But here you heard the farm report and knew all about pork bellies!

They tried a few things to get recorded music into use in cars including Mr. Lear’s (yes this was the same guy that invented Lear Jets) 8 track tapes that were not too reliable but it wasn’t until the cassette tape player was invented in the 70’s that portable, on demand music became a routine thing and cars were soon strewn from front seat to back with tapes! The world has not been the same since! People have been walking around with earplugs ever since as well as driving around with radios blaring at all hours, even in Lee Pope and Zenith at midnight!

Today, it is Satellite and Blue Tooth. Ipods and Smartphones. All synced up and playing away! And, I suppose, the folks at “WCKY, Cincinnati 1, Ohio” and “WLAC, Nashville, Tennessee” are probably out of the chicken business!! And, you haven’t been able to find any peace and quiet since!

The Peach State

Peaches

Things can get confusing at times. You may have noticed that, I’m sure.
Take for example, the Georgia License Plates and other State items where the State nickname is shown: The Peach State. And, yes, that is referred to as the State’s nickname. When I voted the other day they gave me a little sticker to put on my shirt to let everyone know I was a “Peach State” voter. I actually was a little embarrassed to let anyone know I voted for any of the riff- raft we have so I did not put it on.
It may be a surprise to learn that peaches are not native to the US but in fact were brought here from China via Europe! This Chinese influx did not just recently get started and we have ingrained their influence into the fabric of our society! Every time we enjoy a peach, we owe it to the Chinese! And, China is the world’s largest producer of peaches.
To make the subject of peaches and the “Peach State” nick name even more confusing, Georgia is not the largest producer of peaches in the US. Not by a long spit of a peach seed. California is tops in production of peaches and the latest production figures I found said they produced 713,000 tons while South Carolina produced 95,000 tons and Georgia as a distant third with 36,000 tons. Georgia has about 1/20th of the California production of peaches. So you can see how misleading the Peach State name on our stuff could be.
California is referred to as the Golden State but produces more peaches than Georgia which calls itself the Peach State and Georgia produces fewer peaches than South Carolina which calls itself the Palmetto State. Georgia was the site of the first US gold rush so why wasn’t Georgia called the Golden State and California could rightly call itself the Peach State. Today, at Publix, they had peaches from Chile. I really prefer the peaches from Lane or Pearson or some other Peach County orchard. Dickey packing shed in Musella is in operation after all these years and I usually get there once or twice a summer. I worked there one or two summers as well as a couple of the others near Fort Valley.
Some info says that the State Legislature was convinced to adopt the Peach State nickname because Georgia has the best peaches, not necessarily the most. I would not argue with the fact that we have better peaches than California. This convincing, though, may have been done by a few big peach growers who also were heavy political contributors. Hopefully that has cleared all of that up for the reader.
Just for the record, the UGA Center for Agribusiness & Economic Development does not list peaches in the top 10 of Georgia’s Commodities. Blueberries out- rank peaches in sales. Chickens are the top agriculture item. Beef is second. Cotton is the top crop. Peanut and pecans are high on the list. I believe Georgia is the leading producer of pecans, whether you call them P-Cons or P-Cans. Nice that we don’t have that pronunciation problem with peaches. Everyone seems to pronounce peaches the same.
But, in Sandy Point and vicinity, peaches are/were important and, back in the day, the fact that they required a lot of manual labor to pick and pack and ship made working in peaches an important summertime activity in a job scarce community. A number of orchards and packing houses were in operation during the months that school was out and many high school students worked in peaches to earn some school clothes money. Many adults did as well.
My grandmother worked in peaches in Zenith and Lee Pope when she was a girl and they had dormitories there for the workers to stay in. A building or two still stands in that area, I believe though unused for many years. I was in a packing shed last summer and there are still a number of people working there but a lot of the jobs are filled today by migrant workers.
Peaches are picked by hand and there is a lot of hard work involved. The peaches are then loaded into wagons pulled by tractors and brought to the packing shed. They are graded out, sent through washers and coolers and packed into shipping boxes that are loaded into refrigerated trucks or rail cars to be sent to their destination. Many of the packing sheds sell baskets and cartons of the already ripened fruit on site and make ice cream and other items to sell in their restaurants in some cases and have established gift shops to attract a larger audience. Peach Cobbler and fried peach pies made with the fresh peaches are my favorites. We won’t even talk about fresh peach ice cream! And road side stands selling peaches and hand painted “Fresh Peaches” signs can be found at nearly every exit on I-75 from Valdosta to Chattanooga. They tend to have boiled peanuts at those places as well.
When the crops were good, the packing would start as the trailers started arriving at the shed in the early afternoons and would continue into the night to try and pack and ship everything that was picked that day. The pickers arrived early and worked in the hot sun. As the sun went down, the packing sheds worked into the evenings and were cooler and there was a glow about them as the lights came on and the bugs darted around them into the night.
There was a social aspect and romances among the teenagers were common. Kids that had little money now had a paycheck, or in some cases, a little brown envelope with money. There were Nehi Orange drinks and Moon Pies. Camels and Pall Mall cigarettes could be seen lit up in the parking lots. An occasional beer was sipped in the backseat of the 1949 Ford where they could not be seen. There was a flurry of activity from May to August and sometimes you could work at one packing shed for the early crops and another for the late crops. As time went on, packing sheds packed for other growers and there were fewer of them. And, fewer kids wanted to work there.
Those were fun times and kids learned a lot about life and work and having a responsibility. It was over every summer before it began it seemed. But there are a lot of kids who would not take anything for having had that experience. It would be a good experience for some today. And, one that many people would like to do just one more time.

Sandy Point Ice Cream

Sandy Point Ice Cream

Sandy Point Ice Cream is not a brand you will likely see in Publix or Kroger’s. Sandy Point Ice Cream was produced in small hand cranked ice cream churn on the back steps at my grandmother’s house. And it was never on the spur of the moment but required planning.

The ingredients for the ice cream had to be accumulated, ice cream salt and ice purchased at the ice house and there had to be a lot of cranking, cranking, cranking. The cranking would require a lot of energy on a hot day and produced sweat and made the cranker very thirsty which in turn made the ice cream taste even better. Nothing like homemade ice cream!
So this was a process that fed on itself. The more the cranking and the hotter the day, the better the ice cream would taste! And, it was all consumed at the time of manufacture. No fancy cartons or graphics were required. We had never heard of Haagen-Dazs or Blue Bell. There was some Borden’s and Pet around in town, I think. Refrigeration was in short supply for many years and keeping anything frozen, well that was to come later. Then, we were likely to have nuggets and creamsicles.
Did you know? (Source IDFA Ice Cream Survey)?
• The average American consumes more than 23 pounds of ice cream per year.
• Regular ice cream is the most popular category of frozen desserts and U.S. ice cream companies made more than 898 million gallons of regular ice cream in 2015.
• The production of low-fat ice cream, the second most popular category, increased by 20 million gallons in 2015.
Hard frozen dairy desserts accounted for almost 75 percent of all frozen dairy products made in 2015
• About 1.54 billion gallons of ice cream and related frozen desserts were produced in the U.S. in 2015.
The majority of U.S. ice cream and frozen dessert manufacturers have been in business for more than 50 years and many are still family-owned businesses. The ice cream industry in the United States contributes more than $39.0 billion to the national economy and creates more than 188,000 jobs in communities across the country.
June is the highest production month of the year, but production remains strong through August to satisfy summer demand. Production declines through the end of the year.
Down at Sandy Point, we never calculated the cost of the ice cream, as far as I know. And, no one was aware how much ice cream was being consumed. It was a special treat and would be done when company came to visit or for birthdays, etc. Not every day. And, if peaches were in season, well, that was just added deliciousness, a gallon at the time.

My grandfather loved ice cream and had a habit of stopping at what was Sanders Brothers’ Store on the way back from the farmers market. They sold the paper cups of ice cream with a little wooden spoon and they were about a nickel as I recall. They may have been ten cents. Whichever, they were good. Especially after getting up at about 4:00 AM and spending all day at the market selling peas, butter beans, and tomatoes.

We are never without some ice cream in our freezer and occasionally I buy a plastic bag of the paper cups of Blue Bell Ice Cream up at Publix. Those nickel or dime cups are now about fifty cents when you buy 12 in the bag. They are still good!
We went to Sears a few days back up at the mall. Just outside the entrance to Sears is a Haagen-Dazs space that sells cups of their ice cream. I ordered us two of the nickel cups of butter pecan. Needless to say, I was a little shocked when the guy rang up our two nickel cups and said, “That will be eleven dollars and thirty five cents, please.”

He did say please. I thought that was a nice touch.
I commented that that was pretty pricey for two small cups and he told me I was paying for quality. I am not too sure about that.
Philip Crosby wrote a book about Quality and defined it as “Conformance to requirements.” That book set the stage for the new era in manufacturing and competing on the world stage with the Japanese and others.
If his definition is correct, Blue Bell is “quality” as far as I’m concerned. It conforms to my requirements and I can buy gallon for about what the two small cups of the Haagen-Dazs costs!

Those old hand cranked churns gave way to electric models that plugged in to the wall and whined and hummed and made ice cream but part of the charm was gone. Not as much sweat and work and the ice cream was a little different somehow. At some point, it just wasn’t worth the effort anymore and the churns became junk for the land fill or the antique store. The process for enjoying ice cream had changed for most although the churns are still available. I have not seen one in use lately.
Home made ice cream? That’s funny. That’s the name on the vanilla ice cream I buy at Publix. Homemade Vanilla. Made in some plant in Texas or someplace. Home made, indeed! But, it is good!

As the world continues to change, my grandchildren have probably never seen or tasted ice cream made in a hand cranked churn. And will never miss it. And, they can enjoy as much ice cream as they want from Publix or the Dairy Queen. I guess that will have to do. And their taste buds will never know the difference. I have to go now because my ice cream is melting.

JC© 2018

Moonshining

Moonshining and Moonshiners

Many people know about the term “Moonshining”. It conjures different images to different people. To some, it is a sinister group of thugs like in the movie “Walking Tall”. To others it is a glamorized version where the moonshiners are good ole boys just trying to make a dollar. They don’t mean anyone any harm.

Now, I have never seen a moonshine still or a moonshiner in the woods. I have traipsed around in woods all over central and north Georgia. I know I must have been where some were but wasn’t alert enough to see them, maybe. I do know some people that were involved in the business “back in the day”.

A former neighbor of mine never produced any moonshine but he drove for several different “moonshiners” and told me stories, some no doubt embellished, of his escapades in avoiding getting caught. He did not have a ’40 Ford with a Cadillac motor. He was not out trying to outrun the sheriff. He was trying to outsmart them. In his young days, he said he always had a girl in the car, snuggled up, and looking like they were on a date. On one such run he was actually flagged down by the local sheriff and asked for a ride. The sheriff claimed his car was broken down and he needed to go to a local “juke joint” where his deputy was waiting. He just happened to flag this guy down when he had a trunk load of moonshine!

As they were driving to where the deputy was waiting, the sheriff ask him if he was one of the guys who had been hauling moonshine in his county. The sheriff said he had heard that he was.
Of course my acquaintance said, “Oh no, not me. I wouldn’t think of hauling moonshine.” The sheriff replied that that was great and that he had better never catch him with any. My acquaintance put him out at the juke joint and laughed all evening about what an old fool the sheriff was. He had really pulled the wool over his eyes.

The next week, when my acquaintance was making a run through the county, he was stopped by the sheriff and his deputy. They arrested him, destroyed his load, and then worked him over pretty good. The sheriff said, “You didn’t get my message last week, I see. I knew you had a load of liquor in the car last week but I wanted to give you a chance.” The old fool was not as much a fool as the guy thought. This cost him a trip to the magistrate, a big fine and probation. He was warned that if the sheriff caught him again in his county there would be big jail time. He did not get caught again. He did his hauling in other areas.

The sheriff in the rural counties was a pretty powerful official back in those days. They also had to be somewhat practical in how they enforced the law. Arrest too many relatives and you did not get reelected. Arresting the drivers did not get rid of the actual moonshiners. Arrest no one and you did not get reelected either. So, who got arrested mostly were the drivers and the still workers. Usually poor black guys or poor white guys with no money for lawyers and no money period. The guys making the money were at the American Legion Hall playing cards or the First Baptist chicken social and putting money in the offering plate.
You could go by the sheriff’s house and see the cars they had confiscated carrying the moonshine that belonged to the big moonshiners. Souped up Fords and Chevy’s and Oldsmobile’s. Sometimes Studebakers and Hudson’s. All with modified engines or some Cadillac motor squeezed in to make it faster than the average sheriff’s car. Extra thick treads on the tires, and built to take the extra weight without squatting down too much in the rear. While some may think this was folklore, you could see them sitting at the sheriff’s house. And, most people knew the people that were building them. The car builders did not haul. They provided the cars. The producers, except the very poor independent operator, did not drive the car or work the still. The expendable low level guys did that. So it was a game of cat and mouse. It was when the “revenuers”, the federal law officers came that things were tougher. Tougher sentences, fewer walk away’s and more and heftier fines and sentences. And, they would arrest the producers when they could.

One night, before my wife and I were married, we were coming home from the movies in Macon. We were in Lizella, Ga. at about 11:00 and we came up on three or four cars stopped on the shoulder of the road. There were several young black men standing around one car that had a flat tire and they were trying to wave me down. I wasn’t sure that stopping was safe but the situation looked like someone with a legitimate need. I stopped, with the doors locked, the car in gear ready to go in a hurry if necessary, and I let my window down as one of the young men walked over to my driver’s side window. He was very nicely dressed and I recognized him as being from a well-known black family in the county.

He said, “Thank you for stopping. We have a flat tire on the car there and none of us has a jack that will work to lift the car so we can change it. We really need to get the tire fixed and get going. Do you by chance have a jack?” I did not feel we were in any danger so I got out, got my jack out and they made fast work of the tire change. He brought the jack back and put it in my car. Then, he asked if I would walk up to his car, he had something that he wanted me to see.
Thinking back, I guess I was not too smart but I walked over to his car. He opened the trunk and it was full of quart jars of clear liquid! He said; “Get you a couple of quarts! It’s the best moonshine you’ll ever see and I want to repay you for your kindness.” I thanked him, shook his hand and told him that I did not drink but I was glad I could be of help. With that, he waved goodbye and took off. A lot or really nice people, it seems, were moonshiners.

Now, in the 1920’s, my grandfather was having it tough. He was a farmer and my grandmother was sick. They had run up a pile of doctor bills, according to the story he told me, and he did not have the money to pay. His brother in law was also having some money problems. So they decided to become moonshiners. My grandfather said the plan was to go over to the Vining Place (Property my grandfather owned) and put up a small still. They would produce enough moonshine to make themselves enough money to cover the doctor bills and what his brother in law needed to catch up and that would be it. No long term career but a “short” venture to solve a “case of the shorts”. They weren’t being greedy.

So, they embarked on their venture. The still was constructed and fired up. They were at the still when my grandfather saw someone coming. It was the revenuer! Apparently, someone had turned them in and it was time to run and that’s what they did but my grandfather’s brother in law did not have good eye sight, did not run well and got hung in the barbed wire fence long enough for the revenuer to grab him. There was no shoot out, car chase or knock down drag outs! They were caught before they ever ran off the first batch. Things were not going well.

They were taken to the magistrate in Macon and since it was their first offence and they had not actually sold any, they were let off with a fine. The fines were $250!

Now, my grandfather had the doctor bills and had to pay back the $250 he had to borrow to pay the fine. So, they did the only logical thing they could do. They fired up the still, produced enough moonshine to pay back the doctor bill and the magistrate fines. They hauled it in a Model A Ford and it was not souped up. My grandfather said they broke the still down and his life of crime was over. He pointed out once where they had hollowed out a spot near the creek to locate the still. There was not much to see.

Note: the county sheriff when I was growing up was Lucius O’Neal, Sr. He served the county from 1941-1960. His oldest son, Lucius O’Neal, Jr. followed him and died in office. He served from 1961- 1983. And his youngest son, Kay, was deputy. They never seemed like tough guys but they seemed to do ok. On January 25, 1975 Kay stopped a drunk driver, a person he knew, late at night on a lonely stretch US 341 north of Roberta. Since he knew the person, he got out of his car, left the motor running, and approached the driver without strapping on his police revolver. He did have a small Derringer in his pocket as back up. A struggle ensued and Kay O’Neal was killed in the line of duty with his own gun. This was a sad time for the county.

Human Trafficking

I have just released a new book entitled A One Way Ride. The book is a fictional story about the world of human trafficking as best I can understand it.

While this is a book of fiction, the story of human trafficking is all too real and current. This is a real problem with real victims and real human tragedies. One that is seldom talked about.

Human trafficking is a real story of loss of personal freedom, dignity, and hope. One of worldwide scope. But, also, a criminal activity that goes on in the cities and towns where we live. Often unnoticed and unreported. The real numbers? Well, it appears they are more guesses than actual counts but all too high, whichever the case.

To learn more about human trafficking, to seek help, or to report suspected human trafficking, please call the National Human Trafficking Resource Center, Toll Free. 24 Hours a day.

1-888-373-7888.

Or, call your local authorities or the FBI.

You may save a life.

JC

Screen Wire Door Justice

Old-fashioned wooden screen door painted bright orange.

Now, I have written about my grandmothers before. But I was asked today to comment on something that happened with my Grandmother Chapman, my cousin Jan Williams English and me. Jan was my younger cousin who is now deceased.

The site of this event was the old house that once stood at what is the now intersection of Eisenhower Parkway and Knoxville Rd. near Lizella, GA. At that time, there was no intersection there as old US 80, Columbus Road had not been relocated then.

If you stop at Eisenhower today, on Knoxville Rd. you will see several large oak trees and lots of houses. But at that day and time, the entire area around those trees was a farm. A farm with a big rambling house sat among several trees. (There were more of them then) It had porches on the front and side and several out buildings including a huge barn. This property was owned by Dr. Dixon who owned Dixon Drug stores in Macon.

My grandfather operated this farm for Dr. Dixon. He would stop by occasionally on his way back to the lake house they had on the back side of the property. Us kids were told to stay away from the lake house and the lake. We mostly did but my Uncle Buddy and I did sneak back there a few times and peak in the windows and go into the lake. Now, I have unburdened myself. I have been carrying that secret around way too long. Sorry, Uncle Buddy. Jan was too small to go back there so we never told her about the lake.

That barn was a swell place to play. It had a big green Chevrolet truck. About a two-ton truck, I believe. Since Jan was too young to drive, it was left up to me to do all the driving. We would have really gone somewhere but my grandfather was smart enough to hide the key.

The hay loft was great too. Jan never really appreciated me covering her up with the hay.

There was that darn Chinaberry tree. My Uncle Buddy never took to farming. He preferred, instead, to chunk chinaberries at me. I hid all the chinaberries when I saw him this week and I did notice that the relocation of US 80, Eisenhower Parkway had removed the chinaberry threat from the old Dixon Place. The tree is gone.

Oh, and there was that great horse saddle under the barn Apparently, at one time, someone had a horse there. There was no actual horse there when Jan and I rode in that saddle as it was thrown over a low wall separating the two sides of the barn: the truck on one side and the Farmall tractor on the other.

Jan was so small at the time that it was hard for her to get her foot in the stirrup and get on and she constantly accused me of hogging the saddle. But if I didn’t help her, she would threaten to “tell on me”.  Janice was born in 1947, so she was just a wee thing back then. And, I might add, the last time I asked her she had no recollection of the tragic events about to unfold at that old farmhouse one afternoon. Nor, of walking down Knoxville Road with me to Hamlin’s store in the forks of Knoxville and Old Columbus RD. to get some slices of bologna and bread. There was a sawmill there, then, too.

The farm house, barn and all the structures (and I guess the saddle) were destroyed by a major tornado that also killed several people n Warner Robins in 1953. Fortunately, for my grandparents, my grandfather had left the farm and farming behind and moved into Macon in 1951. He had started to work at Robins Air Force Base.

There was another feature about the old house: the well, where water was drawn with chain and bucket, was on the back porch. Really convenient!

But, I have gotten off track. About that tragic day.

My grandmother (she was also Jan’s grandmother) was slow to anger. So slow, in fact, that I don’t know if she ever really did get to a full-blown angry state in her almost 97 years. She was born November 3, 1899. She died peacefully on May 15th, 1996. A few months short of her 97th birthday.

I don’t know that she was really angry at me when I bit her on the arm when she was trying to get me ready for bed when they lived at the old Hogan place. My grandfather, however, took issue with that and came after me with his belt. But, without any clothes on, I was pretty fast. Under the bed I went,

That didn’t stop my grandfather from giving me a whack or two under the bed. I was urged to come out, or else. The matter ended somewhat peacefully. My grandmother forgave me as soon as the teeth marks disappeared. I think.

Oh, my. I’m off track, again.

Jan, it seems came down with strep throat. After a visit to the doctor, my aunt Helen came home (they were living there at the time) with some blue liquid in a medicine bottle, I don’t know if it came from the Dixon Drug store or Chichester’s. But it had to be applied inside her throat with something resembling an 8 inch “Q” Tip. It goes without saying that Jan (Janice) did not like this AT ALL. For a 3- or 4-year-old, this was pure torture.

It fell our grandmother’s lot to apply this a couple of times a day as Helen was at work. And, our grandmother chose to do this by the screen door that went out onto the back porch on the west side of the house. The same side with the well, as it turns out. Afternoon sun and all that. Better to apply the blue liquid to a screaming child’s throat with the 8-inch swab.

So, now you have it in your mind: a grandmother in a cane bottom chair, seated by the screen door, a screaming child with strep throat in her lap that was trying with all her might to run away. How could the situation be worse?

Enter a grandson, standing outside on the porch watching this important medical procedure. That was me, of course.

As I heard the loud wailing, I had to see what was going on. To see better, I pressed my face against the screen in the door so I could see the entire operation and I had no trouble in hearing Jan or seeing my grandmother in the wrestling match. She was  trying to hold Jan, dip the swab into the bottle, and apply it all at the same time. Jan: well, she was screaming at the top of her voice.

I thought, “Why not join in on all the fun?”

So, without regard to any potential consequences, I started mimicking Jan’s wailing. Just as loud or louder. It was more than Grandmother Chapman could take. A woman, slow to anger, if ever, and not one to ever lift a hand to a grandchild, she reacted with a powerful right backhand to the trouble maker whose face was pressed against the screen wire door. That was me, of course.

I can’t honestly say if it hurt or not. I was so startled by the unexpected and uncharacteristic reaction that I was silenced and just stood there with the screen wire imprint on my face.

My grandmother managed to finish the medical treatment on Jan and then came to see if I was injured. Nothing but my pride, it seems, and the evidence soon disappeared so no child welfare people would have had anything on my grandmother.

Yes, she got away clean. But, you might say she made an impression on me.

As for Jan, she got cured of the strep and years later did not remember the event at all. But I did. And my grandmother did. But we kept it low key and sorta between us, Helen, my mother, my father, my grandfather, and, of course, now, you.

I loved ‘em both. My grandmother and Jan. Both gone now, but not forgotten.

 

JC

2021

 

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